Okay theres a Lidl in the town where i live and today there has been an apparent 'bomb threat.' Whether this is true or not i'm uncertain, but policed had cordoned off the area as EOD teams moved into the shop. Personally i think it's all a farse. I meen come on...it's Lidl ffs! What kind of shitty terrorist would wanna bomb lidl!? They probobly had a meeting in a secret bunker (trash can is my best bet) and said:

Terrorist 1: "I know guys, why don't we bomb the Trafford Centre!!"

Terrorist 2: "WTF MAN ARE YUH CRAZY!?

Terrorist 3: " We must pick a smaller target as our skills in terror and suicide arn't ready for such a task..."

-Dramatic pause as they all think-

Terrorist 1: "HEY! whatta bout LIDL!"

Terrorist 3: "It is decided!"

I meen come on guys, Lidl, of all placed. Screw Lidl. My school is right next to it blow that up INSTEAD!" Hell, we might even get a day off school tomorow if the area is still sectioned off. That would be 4 days off then (Friday was teacher training day just so you don't think i was wagging)

Terrorist get on my nerves, as i'm sure they do with anyone who isn't one. They're like that wasp that just wont leave you alone whilst your nibbling on a sandwich. Just whilst i'm on the subject, i was listening to the radio a few days ago and the guy announced that after a 15 month Terror operation, 3 men have been arrested. Okay think about that. 15 months, which is about 455 days. And out of that...only 3 people were caught. I'm sorry but i'm pretty sure there are more than 3 terrorists in Britain. What were they all doing playing hide and seek. 15 months...3 men = waste of bloody resourses, well done Goverment you've helped us out a lot once again...

Any way, rant over. Fingers crossed we do get another day off. Mondays are a bitch for me, double science

Till next time folks...